Donkey Kong Chumps is an Episode from Amy Rose & the Looney Tunes


Fanboy & Chum Chum are waiting at the Megplex to see the Movie called "Donkey Kong the Movie"

Fanboy: I can't believe Mellowbrook was picked for the world premiere of Donkey Kong the Movie and the tickets will go on sale in 10 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds

Chum Chum: (Looks at his Donkeyt Kong Watch) Hm, I have 10 hours, 5 minutes and 24 seconds, I guess my Donkey Clock must be off.

Fanboy: If the movie's anywhere near as fun as this line, I don't think i Can Take it! Oh, I'm feeling Faint! please pass me the Donkey Kong product tie-in.

Chum Chum: We've got Cherry Chewy Kong, Donkey Bites and Kong Drapes

Fanboy: Cherry Chewy Kong and I'll wash it down with Vanilla Gorilla

Just then Brad bonks everyone on the line with Donkey Kong's Inflateble Hammer

Brad: 100 points. 200 points. 300 points. Alright, 500 Points

Fanboy: Oh look, It's Brad

Brad: Hey Dweebs, looks like you are here to see Donkey Kong the Movie as well, I guess I'll be hanging around here for a while (Grabs Fanboy & Chum Chum's Underwear & Spin them around & then Up to see the Clock

Chum Chum: Now it's 10 Hours, 4 Minutes & 20 Seconds

Fanboy & Chum Chum: (Crashes to the Ground)



Brad: And then I said "Hey, It's time to play Golf, in a Boppin way (Turns Chum Chum into a Ball & placed him on Fanboy & Whacks Chum Chum into the Sewers with his Donkey Kong Inflateble Hammer) Alright, Hole in 1, I win


Brad: With a Big Generation of Flying is done with Propellers (Twists Fanboy & Chum Chum & Whirls into Propellers & made Brad fly) Hey, I'm Flying


(Meanwhile in the Morning)


The Donkey Kong Countdown Clock rings

Fanboy & Chum Chum: Tickets! (Rushes to Buy Tickets)

Everyone else ran over Brad

Brad: Ouch

Fanboy & Chum Chum are next, they saw Lenny (Fanboy & Chum Chum) in a Banana Suit

Fanboy: Hello Lenny, could you please do the Premiere Theme Script please?

Lenny: (Sighs) (Plays the Premiere Theme Song) You gets the Kong (Starts Dancing) "Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, oh Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, Kong Kong Donkey Kong" (Sweating) Aw I'm Sweating

Fanboy: Thank you, 2 Tickets please?

Chum Chum: Don't forget we need a ticket for Knuckles

Fanboy: Oh right, so that we'll be 3 tickets please?

Lenny: Here you go, 3 Tickets (Gives Fanboy & Chum Chum)

Chum Chum: Our Tickets

Fanboy & Chum CHum: (Hi Fives with their Eyes)

Fanboy: Come on, Chum Chum, lets go(Grabs the Tickets)

Fanboy & Chum Chum: (They Leave)

Brad: See ya inside, when I finished with my Waffles you hear that (To Lenny) Hey loser, I need a Ticket for...

Lenny: Sorry, there all Sold Out

Brad: Sold out. it can't be sold out, I'd played Donkey Kong when I was a Kid, 6 Years old to be Exact, you gotta let me in

Lenny: Oh Sorry, (Points at Fanboy & Chum Chum) they Brought the Last 3

Brad: Hubba Wha?!

Knuckles Appears

Knuckles: Hey dudes

Fanboy: Knuckles, just in Time, here's your Ticket

Knuckles: Oh, I had some Serious Bad News, The Master Emerald is been stolen by Dr. Eggman & Sonic, Tails & Amy is waiting for me at Station Square

Sonic: Come on Knuckles, Tails & Amy are already at Station Square waiting for us

Knuckles: Coming Sonic (To Fanboy & Chum Chum) Bye (Leaves with Sonic)

Chum Chum: Wait, Knuckles what are we going to do with your Ticket?

Brad: (Appears behind them) Oh Hi Guys, I hope you can give me that extra ticket, can I burrow that Ticket if you please? (Reaches for the Ticket slowly)

Fanboy: Chum Chum, Catch (Throws the Tickets at Chum Chum)

Chum Chum: (Catches the Tickets & puts them in his Underwear Safe)

Brad: Aw Come on, I'll do anything to get that ticket, Anything

Fanboy & Chum Chum: (Sly Grins)

Fanboy: Anything?

Brad: Anything

Fanboy: You mean Everything?

Brad: (Turns to the Mega Plex) Anything for Donkey Kong


(Later in the Classroom)

Brad: (Enters while pretending he;s playing a Fanfare)...And Stuff, Hereie, Hereie, Representing the coolest dudes on earth, Fanboy & his main man, Mix Master Chum Chum (Shows the Students Fanboy & Chum Chum & Puts Fanboy & Chum Chum down on their Seats)

Fanboy: Aren't you forgetting something?

Brad: Do I have to?

Chum Chum: (Shows Brad the Ticket) Tickey, Tickey, Tickey

Brad: Grrrrrrrr, (Sighs) Also, I like to make poopy in my diaper

And every students laugh.

Fanboy: That's my Brady Boo

Chum Chum: Don't forget your binkie (Puts a Baby Binkie in Brad's Mouth)

Everyone laughs even harder


(Later in Recess)

Jack: Go long, Silver (Throws the Red Dodgeball at Silver)

Silver: I got it, I got it (Been hit by a Dodgeball) Ow

Jack: Sorry

Brad: Ahhhh I just love the Smell of playing Dodgeball, it's shows their biggest Humilation ever, with smell of fear

Chum Chum: Uh, Uh, Uh, Big kids aren't allowed to play

Brad: Then why am I here?

Fanboy & Chum Chum: (Grins & Uses Brad as a Shield) Dodgeball Shield !

Everyone is firing about 1000 Dodgeballs at Fanboy & Chum Chum rapidly & Both of them uses Brad as a Sheild

Brad: Do it for Donkey Kong...(Been hit by a Dodgeball)...Do it for Donkey Kong...(Been hit by an Another Dodgeball)...Do it for Donkey...(got a Dodgeball Stuck in his Mouth)


(At Brad's House)

Brad: (Dresses as a Maid) (Serves Fanboy & Chum Chum Frosty Freezey Freeze) Here is your Frosty Freezey Freeze

Fanboy: Only 1 hour to show time, how ever will we pass the time?

Fanboy & Chum Chum decide to play Brad's Donkey Kong Arcade Machine

Brad: Oh No, No one Touches my Donkey Kong, Except Me!

Fanboy: Ok, we understand Brad, you go play with your Game, while we see the Movie with someone else

Brad: Ok, but be gentle with her

Chum Chum: (play Donkey Kong and he lose) Yay!

Brad: There you had your Fun! (Cleans his Donkey Kong Arcade Machine)

Chum Chum: I Want the High Score.

Brad: Are you nuts, you only got 3 points

Chum Chum: I Want the High Score.

Brad: Look! 988 thousand, 989 thousand! These are High scores! I Outta Know, Why I earned 'em!

Chum Chum: I Want the High Scores

Brad: But... the only way to do that is erase my High Scores?!

Fanboy: Well, if seeing your name on this machine is more important that seeing the movie it's inspired...

Brad: Excuse me! (he gets out of the house and scream) KONG KONG KONG, AHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'm Sorry, I'm sorry Donkey Kong (return to the house) Ok step aside (Slowly Pushes "Reset Final" button on Donkey Kong Machine and Brad's High Score are gone except Chum Chum's High Score) They Gone, they all gone, I think...I think I'm gonna cry. (sobs)

Fanboy: (Puts the Ticket in Brad's Hand) There you go Brad, You've Earned it

Chum Chum: Well, I guess we better get going. I don't want to miss the preview

Fanboy: So... Should we all go together? or do you want to meet us there?

Brad: (stop Sobbing & Starts Laughing) You know, I've spend playing Donkey Kong since I was 6, so I'm gonna Bop you two & that's what I'm gonna do during the Movie, Watching Donkey Kong & Bop you two at the Same time

Fanboy & Chum Chum had a Vision of Brad Bopping them & then zooms out

Fanboy: Why didn't we thought of that

Chum Chum: We really should've thought of that

Fanboy: Chum Chum, (Yells while pointing at the Ticket) GRAB THAT TICKET !!!

Chum Chum: (Grabs the Ticket from Brad)

Fanboy: Run for it

They both started running away from Brad

Brad: Hey you come back here (Chases them, uses red lickorish as a rope to capture Chum Chum & Brad gets the Ticket,

Fanboy: (Tackles Brad & grabs the Ticket)

Brad: (keeps on chasing Fanboy & Chum Chum until Brad crash on the clock that say 7:20 p.m) (Gasps) It's 7:20!

Fanboy & Chum Chum: WE'RE MISSING THE MOVIE !!!

Fanboy, Chum Chum and Brad are terrifying and hurry go to Mellowbrook Megaplex, but all is exiting the Megaplex & Ran on Fanboy, Chum Chum & Brad

Jack and Silver Appears

Silver: Oh yeah, "Donkey Kong: The Movie" is awesome

Fanboy, Chum Chum and Brad: We're too late!

Jack: That's not all you missed, Donkey Kong was there in person! and he gives "Donkey Kong Country Returns" with Autograph, Barrels full of Bananas and bags of Money.

Fanboy, Chum Chum and Brad angrily get in each other faces

Brad: It was one Night only, Dillweeds and you made me miss it!

Fanboy: No!, you made us miss it!

Brad: I know the only thing I won't miss...

And Fanboy and Brad start Girly Slap Fighting, and Chum Chum stops them

Chum Chum: Guys, There's only one thing we can do!


They wait for "Donkey Kong 2" that will premiere next summer.

Brad: Coming next Summer, is "Donkey Kong 2", I love sequels

And Brad nogging Fanboy and Chum Chum

Chum Chum: The Noogies were better than the first one.

"That's All Folks"

The End